THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: THE MUSHROOM THAT IGNITES DESIRE

Deep within the damp heart of the forest, shrouded in legend, lies a fungus known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be possessed with potent powers, this uncannily shaped mushroom has enthralled those desiring a boost of passion. Some believe that its unique aroma ignites the physical tides within, leading one towards a state of euphoric ecstasy.